hobbledehoy

down on the west coast

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untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

(Source: greetings, via humorking)

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lindsaylohoean:

even gifs move more than i do

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when unfollowers are instantly replaced

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(Source: literallysame, via hefuckin)

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slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

(via humorking)

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laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

(via humorking)